Newsweek has a story on an upcoming experiment in Switzerland to find some thing called the Hoggs boson, or what is more fabulously named The God Particle.   If successful, this God Particle could answer everything ever asked, and we’ll all either call Steven Hawking a chump or crown him King of the Best Planet Ever.

Anything that makes religious nutjobs look even more foolish is a-okay in our book.  But we must keep in mind that the God Particle may not want to be found, much like if your employee tracked you down in the Bahamas to ask you to sign the timecards.

The God Particle may throw a fit and impulsively destroy the world by creating a tiny black hole with the singularity centered in Zurich.

Which would be an awesome way to go, and we could blame the Swiss.  A win win.